Zombie Readiness Scoiety: The Wrong Backpack
River put my backpack on the table. The table made a noise. Not a particularly dramatic noise. More of a wooden complaint. River looked at the backpack. Then at me.…
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Zombie Readiness Society: The Smell Test
Alistair found me in the laboratory at 9:17 Tuesday morning holding a container of macaroni and cheese beneath my nose. This is apparently how investigations begin now. “What are you…
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Zombie Readiness Society: The Quiet House
River’s Field Report September 22, 2026 The farmhouse looked abandoned. That was the first problem. Three witnesses had reported movement around the property after midnight. One saw a figure crossing…
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Zombie Readiness Society: Where is everybody?
Location: New Orleans HeadquartersDepartment: Operations & LogisticsExercise: Emergency AssemblyPersonnel Expected: 14Personnel Located: 13Organizer’s Mood: You don’t want to know. There are several phrases I dislike. “I forgot.” That’s one. “I…
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Zombie Readiness Society: Training Log
I have discovered something important about Agent River. Never trust him when he says: “This one should be easy.” I know that now. I did not know it at 08:00…
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Zombie Readiness Society: Field Report August 11, 2026
The Quiet Ones Agent: RiverClassification: Mission CompleteLocation: Bayou Sector 7 – South Louisiana The report arrived on Director Alistair’s desk just after sunrise. Three pages. Mud stains. One coffee ring.…
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ZRS Mission Briefing #001
Preparedness Isn’t Just About Zombies From the Desk of Director Alistair Welcome, Cadets. People ask what is the Zombie Readiness Society (ZRS). Do we need it? Probably, more than ever,…
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